As I eat my morning sausage rolls....

Three photos

View from the kitchen.

Advertisements, packaging, signs, etc. that I think are....different.

I am sure America has an equal amount of this kind of thing that I am just used to.

The little fairy helps you clean you dishes I guess.

If Scott looked more....no. None of this makes sense. 

Wife beater and a kilt throwing a shot put.

Plus his haircut is modern.

Very unsettling. 

WHY????